Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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