I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
