I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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