Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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