There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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