Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
