have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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