nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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