love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nicole vs. Life
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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