I got chris browned last night
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That's how twitter works, right?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You pole danced in your parka.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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