So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
soo... how was my night?
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