brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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