I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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