OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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