It's just like the Real World with babies
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
