GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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