Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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