You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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