How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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