if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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