How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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