i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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