please come you make the beer taste better
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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