this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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