Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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