..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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