The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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