i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
