Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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