Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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