I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
