let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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