Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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