He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
tell me about the fingering
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