I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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