shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
