It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
And then he peed in my hair
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