why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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