Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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