Banned from zoo.
Again?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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