There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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