How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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