I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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