ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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