He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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