you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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