Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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