tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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