I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
