There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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