what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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