a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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