Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Help. Why am I so naked?
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