youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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