is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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