the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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