On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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